Windows 7 and 7 Burgers in Japan

Japan is the weird place, the odd little thing of sushi, sake and sickness.

Anime, life sized anatomically correct anime dolls, and now...

Burger King and Microsoft are teaming up to promote windows 7. With a 7 Pattie burger.

I can feel hearts failing and arteries closing.

Angelina Jolie, Yes I would tap that

Angelina Jolie

I would eat her pussy, like a fat kid eats cake...

Something about crazy women, I really, really dig.

I would do the Brad Pitt Thing in a Heartbeat. Dump the little miss goody two shoes Jennifer Aniston for Angelina in a heart beat. Why have tame, when you can have crazy?

Regarding Angelina,
I am not talking about raising kids, spending the rest of my life with her, keeping her away from orphans or out of the cutlery drawer, simply a 12 hour sheet staining session with time outs for re-hydration and application of burn cream...

I am terminally single, and that is all I want out of life.

We come into it alone, unless your a twin, (I ate my twin inside the womb).
We die alone.

Anyway, the pick is photoshop from Kontraband.com Bald I think she looks hotter.

Poontang a go go

Well my weekend and life have been jam packed with stuff to do, and do it to.

Ketosis is jumping the shark in the land of quark.

Minnesota is 5-0 and I am loving Farve. Ok, I am not actually gay for Farve... Meaning I would not slap his man stick in my face, or vice versa, or swallow a beef roll of his. No pitching or catching in the Ketosis Farve relationship.

BUT, (Not BUTT) the Vikings are winning, and I love football this time of year! Good, Bad or mediocre, I love the Vikings. Once a fan, always a fan.

Fare weather fans are fuck nuts in my book. Turning the game off before it's over, or saying "We suck!" is not a fan. Watching it all the way through and even in the face of a loss, saying we will get them next week, or next year, and looking at the positive is a fan. I loved Minnesota when they were less then 500, and when they were in the Superbowl in 1977.

A true fan is a fan weather not withstanding.

Get your Tang in the morning boys...

Dog and Cat Massacre in China

I love dogs, I actually like most animals. I am not a lover of cats, but I grew to like them a little bit.

My dad, hated cats. He grew up on a farm and had wild cats that kept the rodent population at bay. But they were not domesticated and he suffered cat attacks.

My sister when we were kids got my mother to get her a cat. My dad threatened to drown said cat.

Big fight. Bottom line is, we kept the cat.

One time this cat got very ill and we spent a small fortune on getting it better. Hundreds of dollars. My dad flipped. But we paid.

A deal was struck, if the cat got sick again, we would put it down.

Well it got sick again. I was a early teen, that loved hunting, fishing and knew how to handle animals.

My dad, askes me to put down my sister's cat. I am extatic.

I get a chance to torture my older sister, who at times was a complete terror to me.

As most siblings can be.

I get the .22 and take aim, I miss...

My dad observes this and really lays into me. "Dont make the fucking thing suffer, your supposed to be doing a humane act, God damn it! If you cant do the job, I will do it!"

My sister if freaking out now, the cat has run for it's life, and I feel this is not a fun job. I had wanted to cause some pain to my sister, but now that she is sobbing, and carrying on, I feel bad. I did not think it threw. I only knew it needed to be done. I did not try to miss the cat, I took aim.

But I also did not prepare myself (prior to the first shot) at what I was about to do. Perhaps if I was thinking about my humanitarian job, I might have shot better, and got it over.

Now, with the histerics going, and the realization, that this poor sick cat, wants to live, and is running for it's life, I have empathay for it, and my sister.

I track it down to a pile of brush. The poor cat is in as deep as it can go.

It is trapped. It hisses at me, pure hatred. It knows what I am there to do. It growls and hisses at me.

I talk to it as I get my gun ready. "I'm sorry, we both don't want to be here, I will make it quick".

I aim, I take my breath, I hold, I kill. One shot, now with the grim realization I have to not miss.

It takes me 10 minutes to dig the cat out of the brush pile.

With it in my hands, I march back to the house.

My dad is there, and nods at me, I nod back. I am not celebrating the kill, like I uased to over duck or pheasant.

As I get to the porch (this is the same porch I used to use to scale and fillet fish, or skin other mamels taken from the hunt. I ask my dad, should I take the pelt?

"Pehaps Michele would like the fur as a memory".

My sisters wails from inside the house, announced she has heard her cruel younger brother's question.

My point in this blog is ALL life is precious. The Chinese way of killing animals seen in this URL is nasty.

http://youkillanimal.blog93.fc2.com/blog-entry-3.html

Kirk, the myth, the man

I good friend of mine got me the kewlest piece of Kirkian Memorabilia.

A Kirk Bobble head.

Complete with Phaser and Black Power Fist!

Move his head and he says;

"Space the Final Frontier"
"I am a solider, not a diplomat"
"This is Captain James Kirk of the Starship Enterprise>
"Spock, Try licking me between my balls and my asshole"
"Bones, the Green girl gave me space crabs"
"Sulu, you little Jap Fag, put a shirt on, when your on the bridge"

What up in Life?

You Suck, no you really, really do suck. I mean we all do.

Get over it...

Boycott Ben & Jerry's

Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream renamed the flavor Chubby Hubby to Hubby Hubby, in support of Vermont and Gay Marriage...

Bummer, I could not put anything called Hubby Hubby in my mouth...

It's not about Gay rights, it's about what Marriage is all about.

Man / Women, Penis&Vagina=baby reproduction.
Penis&Penis=no baby
Penis&Ass=bloody cum covered turds (no baby)
Vagina&Vagina= no baby and wet sheets.
Vagina&dildo=stinky plastic

I am not against gay people having the SAME rights as everyone else. If you love someone, I dont care. You should have the same access, the same care and end of life arrangments as everyone!

But Marriage is between a man and women, Domestic Partnership is between two people.

Your not as cool as this

all governments are liars and murderers

"'all governments are liars and murderers" so said Bill Hicks,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Hicks

Anyway, he is right, ALL Governments, lie, cheat, steal, and America is the top dog, the dog that eats it's own, spits out the bones and gets the others to chear about it.

There has never been a GOOD American Government, there never will be.

I do not mean there are not good men & women in the government, but the whole thing is a cancer. Never was it good, never was it right. It was founded on ideals, but could never live up to them.

Just like marriage, it starts out full of excitement, full of promise and sexually charged, only to end either in divorce or quite denial that you would like to be fucking another pussy or cock...

Obama is no different, no bigger a villain, the Bush/Cheney, Lincoln / Hamlin Kennedy / Johnson.

They all lied, and killed our citizens and foreign citizens.

Obama is continuing to attach sovereign nations (Pakistan) on the mythical war on an idea.

War's on ideas all fail.

War on Drugs (did it help?) It failed.

War on Terror it already has failed!

How about a war on wars? This may work.

The America I fell in love with is gone, actually it never existed, just like falling in love with a person.

It is the over estimation of a sex object. Only I did not fuck America, America fucked my ideas.

My ideal America only exists in my head, a nation of fairness, of freedom, of justice and equal opportunity. A nation interested in being for the people, governed by the people. I do not believe there is anyone in Government that is like me, or the people I know.

Obama never worked a roll up your sleeves job. Bush did not, few of our presidents did. Few politicians did.

Being a Lawyer does not count in my book. Lawyers are not real people in my book. they get in the way of justice by using the Law. The two things are not the same, they are meant to be close, but law and justice is seldom achieving the same ends.

When I retire, I will go far from here, I will continue to love America, and wish her the best, but I will do so from afar...

ok, WTF is going on?

Ok, you look at this picture and you see a kinda cute amputee, (WTF you say, Ketosis likes amputee's?, No, but I am sure at some point, she would like to have a meat dagger stab her in the birthing channel, I mean come-on, Amputees need love, lust and meat dagger stabbing!).

She (the amputee) has a kewl shirt on that says I'm only in it for the parking. kinda making fun of the handicapped thing. It works. But what is crazy is the horse in the ground?

WTF right?

Who knows about this?

Time for another Racially Bent Blog

Nuff said...

WTF

Ok, your probably asking yourself..."Ketosis, this picture scares me, where are you going with it?"

I, the Ketosis Junkie am no where near this picture, but I feel it important to let you America know that the world is filled with scary people. Very Scary people, and you have to know it. These people could be your neighbors, your boss, your Sunday school teacher, meter man. They could like in your appartment building.

So stay vigilant America, keep spying on your neighbors, your friends, report any weirdness if you see it. If they watch to much CNBC, FOX or CNN, if they go to church every Sunday, if they wear burkas or dont wear them. If they simply don't fit the fine example of the American family so correctly depicted in "Married with Children".

Good Night and Good Fuck

WTF? Over

WTF discribes this fucking picture.

I looks like a beaver with a huge fucking pink ass. But it is an inflatable ride?

WTF, would you let your kids play in a pretend asshole?

Ketosis is no saint but this is fucking NOT right!

What is a Bad Ass?

Happy "Little Boy Day"

First, Ketosis is NOT a pedophile...

today it he anniversary of the Famous Flight of the Enola Gay.

On 5 August 1945, during preparation for the first atomic mission, pilot Colonel Paul Tibbets who assumed command of the aircraft, renamed the B-29 after his mother, Enola Gay Tibbets (1893–1983), who had been named for the heroine of a novel. According to Gordon Thomas and Max Morgan-Witts,[4] regularly assigned aircraft commander Robert Lewis was unhappy to be displaced by Tibbets for this important mission, and became furious when he arrived at the aircraft on the morning of 6 August to see it painted with the now-famous nose art. Tibbets himself, interviewed on Tinian later that day by war correspondents, confessed that he was a bit embarrassed of having attached his mother's name to such a fateful mission.

The release at 08:15 (Hiroshima time) went as planned, and the gravity bomb known as "Little Boy", a gun-type fission weapon with 60 kilograms (130 lb) of uranium-235, took 57 seconds to fall from the aircraft to the predetermined detonation height about 600 metres (2,000 ft) above the city. Due to crosswind, it missed the aiming point, the Aioi Bridge, by almost 800 feet (240 m) and detonated directly over Shima Surgical Clinic.[22] It created a blast equivalent to about 13 kilotons of TNT. (The U-235 weapon was considered very inefficient, with only 1.38% of its material fissioning.)[23] The radius of total destruction was about one mile (1.6 km), with resulting fires across 4.4 square miles (11 km2).[24] Americans estimated that 4.7 square miles (12 km2) of the city were destroyed. Japanese officials determined that 69% of Hiroshima's buildings were destroyed and another 6–7% damaged.[5]

70,000–80,000 people, or some 30%[25] of the population of Hiroshima were killed immediately, and another 70,000 injured.[26] Over 90% of the doctors and 93% of the nurses in Hiroshima were killed or injured; most had been in the downtown area which had been greatly damaged.[27]

Henry Kissinger Motherfucker

Here is an Assholes Asshole. I mean that he did what was needed at the needest times.

He is not Good or Bad, he just is. But he is still alive. For 5 more days...

He is the guy who did it all.
Winner of the Nobel Peace Prize. He served as National Security Advisor and later concurrently as Secretary of State in the Nixon Administration. Kissinger was the "most frequent visitor" to the George W. Bush White House as an unofficial political adviser on Israel and the Middle East—including the invasion and occupation of Iraq.



Famous Quotes:
"(Soldiers are) dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns for foreign policy."

"Most foreign policies that history has marked highly, in whatever country, have been originated by leaders who were opposed by experts."

"The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer"

"I don't see why we need to stand by and watch a country go communist because of the irresponsibility of its own people. The issues are much too important for the Chilean voters to be left to decide for themselves"

"Even a paranoid has some real enemies"

"I watched myself on German television, so that I could finally speak without an accent. And I heard myself speaking with a Swedish accent!"

"Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac"

"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy"

Afronaught: Guion S. Bluford, Jr.

Blacks in space? Afronaught or just plan colored man in space.

No, I am not racist, I am a humorist.

August 30, 1983 the first American Black man(I hate the terms African-American, as being a white person, I am not a European-American, I am a American - White, Always, put American first, not someplace your not connected with in any form).

Guion S. Bluford, Jr.was the first American Black man in space. About time. Obama is the first American Black President.

Star Wars is...UGLY!

I LOVE Star Wars, I mean, I really, really like Star Wars Episode 4-5-6. It was my reason for being a squirrel-like 12 year old. I spend years choking my chicken to the Bun Haired Image of Princess Leia, Then the Princess Leia slave girl, then to the double team of the twins... never mind.

Anyway Ketosis is happy to post said picture of:
Left To Right,
Harrison Ford, David Prowse, Peter Mayhew, Carrie Fisher, Kenny Baker, Mark Hamill

Penis Museum, for real

It exists, but only in Iceland. That cold cock shriveling near arctic country, is the the place to experience the cock museum, or Icelandic Phallological Museum.

Located in Húsavík, Iceland (formerly in Reykjavík) the museum is devoted to phallology (the science of the cock). As of July 2006, the museum houses 245 specimens displayed like hunting trophies, embalmed in formaldehyde, or dried in display cases. The museum attempts to collect penis specimens from every mammal in Iceland, including several species that are endangered or currently extinct in Icelandic waters.

Sigurður Hjartarson, a former teacher of history at an institute in Reykjavík, is the founder (since 1974, when he was 63 years old) and current director of the museum, which also exhibits a few specimens from mammals not living in Iceland, as well as folkloric specimens (alleged elves, trolls, sea monsters, etc.) and penis-themed art.

Although the museum does not yet have a Homo sapiens specimen, in the interest of advancing phallological knowledge, a patron (Páll Arason, born in 1915 and currently 94 years old) has donated, presumably posthumously, an affidavit for his penis.

So this guy is a Penis Expert, or a Cockert, or a Leader in the Field with Cock.

I knew this girl, from the south, Her Mouth, and Vagina could be on the wall. She mastered the pecker for sure.

Is your Dad Weird?

My Pops was a hardworking hero, but your dad? Was he like this guy? All buisness but once left to his own devices, goes all Elf?

Archie is getting married, but is it a cover up?

Archie Andrews is getting married. Yes that lovable Red Headed Kid from Riverdale High, who hung out with Jughead, Moose, Reggie and was constantly getting Betty and Veronica to swap his man juice.

Is getting married to Veronica. Why? Because her Daddy is rich and he wants to cover up his gay life style.

He was bi, but now he prefers guys!

Some Wierd Shit

Poop for health, poop for your country, poop for your God! Just Poop! The Economy got you down, well just shit it out. Shit it now, and shit it loud!

Today we have some more wierd and wacko donald duck rides that are just fucked up!

Check them out in the section to the right.

Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God

Thomas Jefferson was an Asshole!

Sure he was a founding father, but he back stabbed, and fucked over his friends.

He was in a sense, a Great American, in the fact he was an asshole.

Pretty much all great men are assholes. It comes with the territory.

"Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God"

America it is time to resist the tyrants that run this country, it is time to be assholes!

Bush, Obama, all the same.

There is no differance they all are over paid, out for themselves, and not out for the American people!

A government of the people, by the people, for the people is what we want.

Obama, Bush are not of the people or for the people.

Time to unit, Rebellion must come!

Product Endorsement

This is a Product Endorsement of the Highest Degree:

I Hong Kong Company has created a product for feminine Hygiene like no other...

"My Inside Cleaner"

It is a quick disconect shower / bidet head attachemnt with a insertable tube for...
well, Ketosis is a little embaresed to write about it..

for washing out a women's insides...

Product bullets like:

"Wait Impatiently for Women"

"Always Clean Refresh Pure"
-When Menstruate Come
-When you carry Leukorrhoea
-After Workout
-As a women of etiquette
-When Stinks

I could not make this up, click on picture for a link to the add.

I had no idea what Leukorrhoea was, but it is real, and real scary.

Here is the article from Wikipedia
"Leukorrhea (US) or Leukorrhoea (Commonwealth) is a medical term that denotes a thick, whitish vaginal discharge."


I dont know my way around the Vagina, as well as I thought, i kinda know what to put in there, and how to stimulate the little man in the boat, but I think I know too much now. I dont want to know any more. Ketoisis is a little sick, and threw up in his mouth...

Conditions are right for the end of days

OK, I am going out on a limb here, but the world economic problems, the hightend level of global terrorism, the democrats in office, now with global weather at least in the US suddenly cooler, the "Swine Flu" is ripe to claim millions of lives.

If the flu hits the economy will surely tank even further...

Remember SARS, no one was on the airplanes. The airlines can't afford more losses...

The democrats want to take our weapons, they want a bigger government, this was the situation handed to them by the republicans. It is an orchestrated attack on the people of the earth by the One World Order, bent on depopulation. committed to wiping the plant clean of the unproductive mindless consumers. The ideal, manageable population of the human race is 500,000,000 people.

The rulling class will be white, this flu targets people of color.

It will run wild for a bit die down then spring back up, maybe in weeks, maybe years

I will say this virus is engineered, by man.

Here is some facts:
* The World Health Organization has confirmed at least some of the cases are a never-before-seen strain of influenza A virus, carrying the designation H1N1.

* Although it's called swine flu, this new strain is not infecting pigs and has never been seen in pigs. The threat is person to person transmission.

* It is genetically different from the fully human H1N1 seasonal influenza virus that has been circulating globally for the past few years. The new flu virus contains DNA typical to avian, swine and human viruses, including elements from European and Asian swine viruses.

http://www.reuters.com/article/healthNews/idUSTRE53Q09220090427
check it out.

The End of Days

Here is my rant... Be careful about the next few weeks.

The Swine Flu in New York, Mexico, California and elsewhere. Influenza does not like hot >80 Deg F. high humidity temperature! The government just buzzed New York, look for more flu there. The Government is trying to kill us off!

There will be a Swine Flu Vaccine, it will kill more people then the flu.

There is going to be a big scare, the economy was not killed enough to create the New World Order, it started to recover, now they unleash the swine flu, then the mandatory vaccinations, then the earthquake in Mexico city, more terrorist attacks.

Don't trust the government, don't trust Obama...

DONT GET A FLU SHOT! Head for the hills, you need to prepare now, the end is coming.

Swine Flu is THE epidemic, forget about Bird Flu this is the stuff of the scary movies.

In March and April 2009, over 1,000 cases of swine flu in humans were detected in Mexico and the southwestern United States, causing more than 60 deaths in Mexico.[18] Following a series of reports of isolated cases of swine flu, the first announcement of the outbreak in Mexico was documented on April 23. Some of the cases have been confirmed by the World Health Organization to be due to a new genetic strain of H1N1. The new strain has been confirmed in 16 of the deaths and 44 others are being tested as of 24 April 2009. The Mexican fatalities are mainly young adults, a hallmark of pandemic flu.

The current vaccine against the seasonal influenza strain H1N1 is thought to be unlikely to provide protection.[25] Anne Schuchat, director of CDC's National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases, said that the United States cases were found to be made up of genetic elements from four different flu viruses—North American swine influenza, North American avian influenza, human influenza A virus subtype H1N1, and swine influenza virus typically found in Asia and Europe. For two cases a complete genome sequence had been obtained. She said that the virus was resistant to amantadine and rimantadine, but susceptible to oseltamivir (Tamiflu) and zanamivir (Relenza).

The new strain appears to be a recombinant between two older strains. Preliminary genetic characterization found that the hemagglutinin (HA) gene was similar to that of swine flu viruses present in U.S. pigs since 1999, but the neuraminidase (NA) and matrix protein (M) genes resembled versions present in European swine flu isolates. Viruses with this genetic makeup had not previously been found to be circulating in humans or pigs, but there is no formal national surveillance system to determine what viruses are circulating in pigs in the U.S.


Why is this a BIG DEAL!

In the spring of 1918, swine influenza mutated into a severe human form in just a few months. Some of the victims became severely ill and died, while the rest suffered from mild symptoms. In the US, the first deaths were recorded among sailors in Boston in August 1918, and the epidemic quickly spread to all parts of the country. Between the autumn of 1918 and the spring of 1919, 548,452 people died of this flu in the US. In the UK, France and Germany, around 600,000 people died. Worldwide, the number of casualties was between 20 and 50 million, or maybe more. The puzzling fact is that the epidemic erupted almost simultaneously at distant locations, therefore it is likely that the virus was incubated in people with only mild symptoms or no symptoms at all. Other anomalous facts are that the disease attacked people in their twenties and thirties, thought to have strong immune systems, and most of the infections were lethal. At the military prison at Deer Island (Massachusetts) in Boston Harbor there was an attempt to develop a vaccine during the 1918 outbreak.

WHAT do You Do?

1. Good Hygiene, Wash your hands, soap and water works better then hand sanitizers!
2. Stay away from large crowds!
3. Tamiflu Anti-Virus works, but it does not work unless you have the virus.

Do you look at your shit, before you flush?

I spoke to a young lady, who in her arrogance / innocence said she never looked at her own feces.

"What!?" Ketosis replied, it is a natural thing to do, and also it is part of judging your health.

Silly Kunt retored "what can you tell about your health by looking at your shit?"

"HA, well first if there is gobs and gobs of blood, you might judge you have a torn sphincter or hemeroids, second if its green or yellow or has swimming worms might be an indication of something is wrong." Retored your's truly AKA Ketosis Junkie.

Anyway, poop is not Play-do, so don't make sculptures out of it, or use it as filling for a pudding pie...

Check out smellypoop.com for more fun poop facts, or scatfacts...

Ketosis Words of Wisdom

When in a disagreement, a love spat, argument or facing certain doom at the hands of a serial killer, anal raping, lesbian vampire, it is important to have an insult ready to wield that is fitting for the situation.

Anal raping serial killer lesbian vampire - "I'll eat your penis, then your soul!"

You, While lying in a pool of your own blood, - " Fuck Off you cock juggling thunder cunt"

Girl friend - "Let's watch Oprah!"

You - " Fuck Off you cock juggling thunder cunt, I want to watch Wrestling!"

Mom - "did you take out the trash, or are you still masterbating while looking through your sisters bedroom window?"


you - " Fuck Off you cock juggling thunder cunt, I cant concentrate with your whining, shit, sis is putting her panties back on..."

Steven Segal Verses Vampires

Steven Seagal...Steven FUCKING Seagal, is the toughest, baddest, ass kicker around. Ok, ok, add to that fattest, oldest and cockiest...

He has saved the president, the navy, the world, and brought justice to New York, LA. Tracked down serial killers, escaped from prison, and now in the face of a vampire virus running amok, he will face off against...Vampires, wielding shotgun, samurai sword and quoting the Dali Lama.

The best part of this, the film "Against the Dark" is available NOW on DVD.

What a second Ketosis, how did I miss this movie at the Ciniplex? The trailers on TV? The interview with him on Leno or Conan.

Steven Seagal is too fucking cool for all that shit. Too Fucking bad ass to listen to Leno, or do trailers. Get this DVD today or he will kick your ass.

oh, after you get it, can you lend it to me?