Thursday, February 4, 2010

Obama kills space exploration, hates gays, loves dry Vaginas

President Obama has stopped the funding for a program that would return Americans to the moon and perhaps preventing American space exploration. Opening up the resupply of the space station to private industries, and handing the torch to the Chinese.

This is his dark plan to persecute homosexuals and women who are not moist enough for normal coitus. Throw in there hetrosexual couples that like to go in through the out door as well.

I believe we (America) should be leading and not chasing the space race.

Look what good has come out of space exploration.
1. Tang (danm that shit is good)
2. Space Ice cream bars
3. Kewl photos of the moon and earth
4. Satellites
5. Astroglide personal lubricant

Astroglide is a brand of personal lubricant manufactured by BioFilm Inc of Vista, California.

The inventor of Astroglide, Daniel Wray, discovered it while working on the cooling system of a space shuttle at Edwards Air Force Base in 1977. This association with aerospace was responsible for the name of the brand. The name "Astroglide" was originally licensed to a small company in North Hollywood (in 1982). When the company failed in 1991, Wray was able to regain the rights to the name.

So by nature of association, Obama crushing the plan for manned moon missions, has drawn a line in the sand and said not to butt-sex, and forced the arid women to watch Patrick Swayze videos prior to coitus to lube up thier vaginas.

May Michelle never be the stuff of sand paper for our Gay bashing anti-lube president.