Friday, August 28, 2009

ok, WTF is going on?

Ok, you look at this picture and you see a kinda cute amputee, (WTF you say, Ketosis likes amputee's?, No, but I am sure at some point, she would like to have a meat dagger stab her in the birthing channel, I mean come-on, Amputees need love, lust and meat dagger stabbing!).

She (the amputee) has a kewl shirt on that says I'm only in it for the parking. kinda making fun of the handicapped thing. It works. But what is crazy is the horse in the ground?

WTF right?

Who knows about this?

Monday, August 10, 2009


Ok, your probably asking yourself..."Ketosis, this picture scares me, where are you going with it?"

I, the Ketosis Junkie am no where near this picture, but I feel it important to let you America know that the world is filled with scary people. Very Scary people, and you have to know it. These people could be your neighbors, your boss, your Sunday school teacher, meter man. They could like in your appartment building.

So stay vigilant America, keep spying on your neighbors, your friends, report any weirdness if you see it. If they watch to much CNBC, FOX or CNN, if they go to church every Sunday, if they wear burkas or dont wear them. If they simply don't fit the fine example of the American family so correctly depicted in "Married with Children".

Good Night and Good Fuck

Saturday, August 8, 2009

WTF? Over

WTF discribes this fucking picture.

I looks like a beaver with a huge fucking pink ass. But it is an inflatable ride?

WTF, would you let your kids play in a pretend asshole?

Ketosis is no saint but this is fucking NOT right!

Friday, August 7, 2009

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Happy "Little Boy Day"

First, Ketosis is NOT a pedophile...

today it he anniversary of the Famous Flight of the Enola Gay.

On 5 August 1945, during preparation for the first atomic mission, pilot Colonel Paul Tibbets who assumed command of the aircraft, renamed the B-29 after his mother, Enola Gay Tibbets (1893–1983), who had been named for the heroine of a novel. According to Gordon Thomas and Max Morgan-Witts,[4] regularly assigned aircraft commander Robert Lewis was unhappy to be displaced by Tibbets for this important mission, and became furious when he arrived at the aircraft on the morning of 6 August to see it painted with the now-famous nose art. Tibbets himself, interviewed on Tinian later that day by war correspondents, confessed that he was a bit embarrassed of having attached his mother's name to such a fateful mission.

The release at 08:15 (Hiroshima time) went as planned, and the gravity bomb known as "Little Boy", a gun-type fission weapon with 60 kilograms (130 lb) of uranium-235, took 57 seconds to fall from the aircraft to the predetermined detonation height about 600 metres (2,000 ft) above the city. Due to crosswind, it missed the aiming point, the Aioi Bridge, by almost 800 feet (240 m) and detonated directly over Shima Surgical Clinic.[22] It created a blast equivalent to about 13 kilotons of TNT. (The U-235 weapon was considered very inefficient, with only 1.38% of its material fissioning.)[23] The radius of total destruction was about one mile (1.6 km), with resulting fires across 4.4 square miles (11 km2).[24] Americans estimated that 4.7 square miles (12 km2) of the city were destroyed. Japanese officials determined that 69% of Hiroshima's buildings were destroyed and another 6–7% damaged.[5]

70,000–80,000 people, or some 30%[25] of the population of Hiroshima were killed immediately, and another 70,000 injured.[26] Over 90% of the doctors and 93% of the nurses in Hiroshima were killed or injured; most had been in the downtown area which had been greatly damaged.[27]

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Henry Kissinger Motherfucker

Here is an Assholes Asshole. I mean that he did what was needed at the needest times.

He is not Good or Bad, he just is. But he is still alive. For 5 more days...

He is the guy who did it all.
Winner of the Nobel Peace Prize. He served as National Security Advisor and later concurrently as Secretary of State in the Nixon Administration. Kissinger was the "most frequent visitor" to the George W. Bush White House as an unofficial political adviser on Israel and the Middle East—including the invasion and occupation of Iraq.

Famous Quotes:
"(Soldiers are) dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns for foreign policy."

"Most foreign policies that history has marked highly, in whatever country, have been originated by leaders who were opposed by experts."

"The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer"

"I don't see why we need to stand by and watch a country go communist because of the irresponsibility of its own people. The issues are much too important for the Chilean voters to be left to decide for themselves"

"Even a paranoid has some real enemies"

"I watched myself on German television, so that I could finally speak without an accent. And I heard myself speaking with a Swedish accent!"

"Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac"

"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy"