Thursday, May 28, 2009

Archie is getting married, but is it a cover up?

Archie Andrews is getting married. Yes that lovable Red Headed Kid from Riverdale High, who hung out with Jughead, Moose, Reggie and was constantly getting Betty and Veronica to swap his man juice.

Is getting married to Veronica. Why? Because her Daddy is rich and he wants to cover up his gay life style.

He was bi, but now he prefers guys!

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Some Wierd Shit

Poop for health, poop for your country, poop for your God! Just Poop! The Economy got you down, well just shit it out. Shit it now, and shit it loud!

Today we have some more wierd and wacko donald duck rides that are just fucked up!

Check them out in the section to the right.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God

Thomas Jefferson was an Asshole!

Sure he was a founding father, but he back stabbed, and fucked over his friends.

He was in a sense, a Great American, in the fact he was an asshole.

Pretty much all great men are assholes. It comes with the territory.

"Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God"

America it is time to resist the tyrants that run this country, it is time to be assholes!

Bush, Obama, all the same.

There is no differance they all are over paid, out for themselves, and not out for the American people!

A government of the people, by the people, for the people is what we want.

Obama, Bush are not of the people or for the people.

Time to unit, Rebellion must come!

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Product Endorsement

This is a Product Endorsement of the Highest Degree:

I Hong Kong Company has created a product for feminine Hygiene like no other...

"My Inside Cleaner"

It is a quick disconect shower / bidet head attachemnt with a insertable tube for...
well, Ketosis is a little embaresed to write about it..

for washing out a women's insides...

Product bullets like:

"Wait Impatiently for Women"

"Always Clean Refresh Pure"
-When Menstruate Come
-When you carry Leukorrhoea
-After Workout
-As a women of etiquette
-When Stinks

I could not make this up, click on picture for a link to the add.

I had no idea what Leukorrhoea was, but it is real, and real scary.

Here is the article from Wikipedia
"Leukorrhea (US) or Leukorrhoea (Commonwealth) is a medical term that denotes a thick, whitish vaginal discharge."

I dont know my way around the Vagina, as well as I thought, i kinda know what to put in there, and how to stimulate the little man in the boat, but I think I know too much now. I dont want to know any more. Ketoisis is a little sick, and threw up in his mouth...