Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Anal Probes and Aliens
The Great Question I have is this...
Why do aliens supposedly give their abduction victims anal probes?
Why would you travel 100,000,000,000,000,000 parsecs to visit earth and stick a probe up a humans ass?
(I might not be able to travel 100,000,000,000,000,000 parsecs but I would travel a great distance to stick MY Probe up Jessica Alba's ass!).
But I would do that as her bottom I find appealing. Does that then apply to our exterterestial visitors? They like butt sex with humans? Should then alien abduction anal sex victims feel better in the knowledge that ET gets randy over their ass? Perhaps, but I feel most of the said victims may have rather less then admirable butts. However one COULD argue that what is a sexy ass to an ET?
Perhaps they have some sick fetish, created as a by product of interstellar travel. the faster then light anal sex side effect of hyper dimensional travel?
Or the effects of long cryogenic sleep may just make you so pissed off you want to stick something in someones ass. (I have had such days myself).
But I have another theroy all together.
Alien Abduction Anal Probes are caused by: Humans sense of humor.
you see the ET's don't laugh. I mean if you want more proof, just look at any movie with aliens in it. ET, War of the Worlds, Independance day, The Day the Earth Stood Still. All of those aliens were all serious or pissed off.
They could not even smile, or say how do you do. They were devoid of silliness, laughter and good times.
Imagine those squid like Martins, popping out of their tripods to sit with Tom Cruise and Katie, setting around the house talking scientology with Mr. Risky Business?
Having some jello pops with Will Smith at his crib?
Because they don't have no sense of humor. So Why the anal probe then?
Because all humor has something to do with the ass, or our digestion systems or sex.
Even knock knock jokes are dirty. So the aliens in their own fucked up logic believe that poop, and ass jokes are related to the center of the human comic organ, somewhere up our ass. Thus the reason for the probe is to find our comic center.