Thursday, July 16, 2009

Penis Museum, for real

It exists, but only in Iceland. That cold cock shriveling near arctic country, is the the place to experience the cock museum, or Icelandic Phallological Museum.

Located in Húsavík, Iceland (formerly in Reykjavík) the museum is devoted to phallology (the science of the cock). As of July 2006, the museum houses 245 specimens displayed like hunting trophies, embalmed in formaldehyde, or dried in display cases. The museum attempts to collect penis specimens from every mammal in Iceland, including several species that are endangered or currently extinct in Icelandic waters.

Sigurður Hjartarson, a former teacher of history at an institute in Reykjavík, is the founder (since 1974, when he was 63 years old) and current director of the museum, which also exhibits a few specimens from mammals not living in Iceland, as well as folkloric specimens (alleged elves, trolls, sea monsters, etc.) and penis-themed art.

Although the museum does not yet have a Homo sapiens specimen, in the interest of advancing phallological knowledge, a patron (Páll Arason, born in 1915 and currently 94 years old) has donated, presumably posthumously, an affidavit for his penis.

So this guy is a Penis Expert, or a Cockert, or a Leader in the Field with Cock.

I knew this girl, from the south, Her Mouth, and Vagina could be on the wall. She mastered the pecker for sure.

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