Sunday, February 1, 2009

FOUND map of Heaven

Here it is the map of heaven, don't ask me my sources (the internet), but it is here, and I can tell it is real, because what map of heaven would not have "American Land"? Only a real map of Heaven would have "America Land".

Also knowing Heaven it would have to have a "Dinosaur Petting Zoo" and a Go Cart Section. Just past "Family Land" you have "Marital Coitus Castle" and after fucking your wife for centuries you can pop out and a snack or candy from Joab's Candy shop.

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