Steven Segal Verses Vampires

Steven Seagal...Steven FUCKING Seagal, is the toughest, baddest, ass kicker around. Ok, ok, add to that fattest, oldest and cockiest...

He has saved the president, the navy, the world, and brought justice to New York, LA. Tracked down serial killers, escaped from prison, and now in the face of a vampire virus running amok, he will face off against...Vampires, wielding shotgun, samurai sword and quoting the Dali Lama.

The best part of this, the film "Against the Dark" is available NOW on DVD.

What a second Ketosis, how did I miss this movie at the Ciniplex? The trailers on TV? The interview with him on Leno or Conan.

Steven Seagal is too fucking cool for all that shit. Too Fucking bad ass to listen to Leno, or do trailers. Get this DVD today or he will kick your ass.

oh, after you get it, can you lend it to me?

Cat Shit One: Fucking Awesome

Ok,

this is the most awesome thing on the net. Look to the right for the You Tube Video.

Bunnies can be bad...Very bad.

Life is a bitch, then you catch her in bed with your best friend, father and the girl you had a crush on in high school. It's your worst night-mare. Marry early, have puppies, divorce, get it out of your system, become a grumpy old man and die.

He Kexin Bitch is a Fucking 12 Year Old

Chinese Athletes Dope! If Doping is extended to age manipulation they dope.

the country is full of unethical mother fuckers.

Here is the Latest news.
Thousands of Chinese athletes fake their ages.

Bone tests on teenage Chinese athletes have shown that thousands had faked their age, often in order to keep competing in junior events.
A study in the southern province of Guangdong found one in five had lied, with some discovered to be seven years older than their registered age.
For talented young people from poorer areas in China, sports tournaments can offer a chance to make a better life.
Some commentators say all that is needed is more rigorous checks.
'Widespread practice'
The tests were carried out on teenage athletes registered with sports academies in Guangdong.
The youths were X-rayed to try to determine their real age.
The province's governing body found more than 3,000 who had lied about how old they were - about a fifth of those tested.
It is an embarrassment for China which denied allegations during last year's Olympics that its athletes, in particular its gymnasts, had not been honest about how old they were.
At last year's Olympics in Beijing, some of China's gold-winning gymnasts were alleged to be below the minimum age of 16.
However, after an inquiry, the sport's governing body cleared them of any wrongdoing.
At the weekend, it emerged that a badminton player who had won a provincial title as a 14-year-old had now admitted to being 17 at the time of the contest.

I think China should be suspended from ALL International Athletic Competitions until they all die or they actually start to be honest. Which ever comes first.

I think they will all die first...

Mugabe Motherfucker

Of all the motherfuckers out there, Robert Mugabe takes the cake.

Here he is now munching on cake at his lavish $250,000 birthday party!
"mmmm that's good cake" a While my people suffer and I have ASSFUCKED this country into oblivion.

The birthday celebrations come as Zimbabwe struggles with the world's highest inflation, food shortages and a cholera epidemic which the World Health Organisation says has killed 3,894 people since August last year.

There have been more than 84,000 reported cases, says the WHO.
More than half the population is believed to need food aid, while just 10% of adults have a regular job.

Mugabe has reduced farm production by half since 2000, mostly due to his take over of "White Owned farms".

Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe has vowed to continue seizing land from white farmers after a spate of "farm invasions" over the past month.
Speaking at a rally to celebrate his 85th birthday, he also promised to push for majority Zimbabwean ownership of companies operating in the country.
Mugabe supporters raised $250,000 (£176,000) for a lavish birthday party in Chinhoyi, north-west of Harare.
Zimbabwe asked African states for $2bn (£1.4bn) in economic aid just days ago.

Morgan Tsvangirai, the new prime minister and former opposition leader, did not attend the celebrations despite earlier indications that he might.
Mr Mugabe's spokesman, George Charamba, told Reuters news agency he had opted out of the event after realising it had been organised by the president's Zanu-PF party.
"People should not read this as a snub - he excused himself," Mr Charamba said.
Mr Mugabe turned 85 on 21 February but his party is being held a week later.
SADC 'nonsense'
Mr Mugabe told the rally in Chinhoyi there would be "no going back" on planned and already executed seizures of land owned by white farmers.

The Southern African Development Community (SADC) tribunal in Namibia had no right to intervene on the farmers' behalf, he said.
"Farms will not be returned back to former farmers," he told the audience.
"Some farmers went to the SADC... but that's nonsense, absolute nonsense, no-one will follow that.
"We have courts here in this country, that can determine the rights of people. Our land issues are not subject to the SADC tribunal."
In November, the tribunal ruled that Zimbabwe's plans to seize dozens of white-owned farms were illegal under international rule and should be halted immediately.
Zimbabwe's Commercial Farmers Union says that, in the past month, operations at about 150 farms have been disrupted. Some farmers have been evicted.
Mr Mugabe said the new government would continue to push for a majority stake in companies operating in Zimbabwe.
"We would want to see a greater participation of our people in them, not less than 51%, in certain companies we would have designated," he said.
Mr Mugabe also urged his supporters to accept the new power-sharing government but his latest message on land reform is a sign that he is still firmly in control, BBC Southern Africa correspondent Peter Biles reports from Johannesburg.

This week, Mr Tsvangirai's Movement for Democratic Change said the government must intervene to stop farm disruptions, in order to enhance productivity.
Economic woes

Mr Tsvangirai - who was sworn in two weeks ago in a unity government with Mr Mugabe ending months of political deadlock - has said it will cost as much as $5bn to fix Zimbabwe's economy.
The country has asked for $2bn in emergency aid to revive public services and the business sector.
Following a two-day meeting of regional ministers in Cape Town, South Africa, members of the Southern African Development Community (SADC) and the African Union pledged to "pursue measures in support of Zimbabwe's economic recovery programme".
But Western donors have said they are waiting for proof that the unity government is really working before sending in funds.

China Blasts the US on Human Rights

Yeah Right.

China the bastion of freedom. Where the Catholic Church is not aligned with the Vatican, Where the Tibetan Buddhist cant recognize the Dali Lama, where complaining too much you get sent to prison. Where the government forces you to close your business because of the Olympics.

They blast the US on our rights.

Well sure we have murders, crime, but that is not an issue with the Goverment. Rather an issue with stupid people, poverty and hip hop. Yes Hip hop is a promoter of crime. I believe it dulls the brain on a jungle level, making you stupid, dark and foreboding.

Ramones

Long live the Ramones!

I used to get up every morning and listen to 3-4 Ramones songs to get me up and ready for the day. It was better then coffee.

I miss them, no one comes close these days to rocking like they did.

I saw them 2 times at First Avenue in Minneapolis the sets were all of like 1 hour maximum.

They walked on stage, Joey walks up to the microphone "Hi were the Ramones" and they start playing, just like that.

One song finishes. The next one starts no more then 2 seconds after the previous.

No big production. Just Rock n Roll.

Moss Pit, dancing crazy, kicking ass, covered in sweat and a little blood, that funky funk was coursing through air. A mixture of sweat, blood, smoke, urine, vagina flow and organic moss.

It reaked but you didn't choke on it, you thrived on it, the youthfulness of your aggression, left dripping in splots on the floor. Your best intentions oozing out of you like puss from a wound, your glad it was freed, but horrified at it's sight.

Organ theft, more common then you think

I thought it an urban legend. I thought it stupid. I was wrong.

The following article from the ABC News highlights just how wrong I am.

By KAREN RUSSO
GURGAON, India, Feb. 1, 2008

http://a.abcnews.com/Health/Story?id=4224506&page=1

As Mohammad Salim Khan gained consciousness, he found himself in an unfamiliar house with a stranger in front of him wearing a surgical mask and gloves.

"What's happened to me?" Khan (through an interpreter) said he asked the man, because he could not move his limbs.

"Your kidney has been removed," the man said.

"How will I live?" Khan asked, shocked at the information.

Khan, 33, said that he was taken to the three-story house where the illegal surgery took place by men who offered him construction work. Khan explained all of this while lying in a bed in the isolation ward of the Gurgaon Civil Hospital, located on the outskirts of Delhi.

His extreme story is similar to those of the two men in the beds on either side of him -- Shakil Ahmed, 28, and Naseem Mohammad, 25 -- the same men who were in the room with him when he woke up from his surgery.

messed up shit!

Australia holds 'pigeon smuggler'

We have smuggled grapes in our trousers, even a beer, and for a few, a bananna in our pockets. But the latest smuggler of stuff in your pants would make the gerbil smuggling Richard Gere proud.

Australia holds 'pigeon smuggler'

A man has been caught with two pigeons stuffed in his trousers after he got off a flight from Dubai to Melbourne.
Australian customs officials say the live birds were wrapped in padded envelopes and held to the man's legs by a pair of tights under his trousers.
Officials also found two eggs in a vitamin container in the man's luggage.
Australia has strict quarantine rules on the importation of wildlife, plants and food. The man, 23, could face up to 10 years in jail.
The nation's quarantine regulations are designed to protect health, agriculture and the environment.
As well as 10 years' imprisonment, the maximum sentence for wildlife smuggling includes a fine of A$110,000 (US$70,480; £48,902).
Customs officials say they also seized seeds in the man's money belt and an undeclared aubergine, following the flight on Sunday.
They add that the pigeons were not endangered and that the case, as well as the birds, eggs and seeds, has been turned over to the country's Quarantine Service to assess the health risk.

Surgeons remove healthy kidney through donor's vagina

Oh my god! In what is being heralded as a "first-ever procedure," surgeons removed a healthy kidney through a donor's vagina, the Johns Hopkins Medical Center has announced.

Although the procedure has been previously done to extract cancerous and nonfunctioning kidneys that threatened a patient's health, the January 29 surgery was the first time it was done for donation purposes, the center said in a news release issued Monday.

"The kidney was successfully removed and transplanted into the donor's niece, and both patients are doing fine," Dr. Robert Montgomery, chief of transplant surgery at Johns Hopkins, said in the release.

The surgery is considered less invasive and could pave the way for an increase in organ donations, it added.

"Removing the kidney through a natural opening should hasten the patient's recovery and provide a better cosmetic result," Montgomery said.

He told CNN on Tuesday, "We want to make it easier for people to donate, to have less impact on their lives, [be] in hospital a shorter amount of time and get back to their lives quicker."


Ketosis Says, the only Organ to come out of a Vagina is My Penis. that and a fully developed human baby.

Any thing else is just weird...

Fucked up Police

In Hillsborough County, Florida, police were caught, by their own surveillance cameras, dumping a quadriplegic man from his wheelchair and onto the ground. Apparently they were trying to determine whether or not he actually needed the chair.

Japanese Government Banning Used School Girl Pantie Vending Machines

Japanese Government Banning Used School Girl Pantie Vending Machines, Well scratch off another reason I wont be going to Japan this year. Looks like I will have to just get my Used School Girl Panty fix from the internet.

Here is the story if your interested.

http://www.inquisitr.com/10689/japanese-government-banning-used-school-girl-pantie-vending-machines/

Fart in Class = Jail

In Florida, the home of some of the stupidist people I have ever met,
A 12-year-old boy was arrested November 4 for breaking wind (farting) during class and disturbing his classmates by shutting off their computers at Stuar's Spectrum Jr./Sr. High School.

Well the boy was a disruptive part of the class, buy arrest?

http://www.policebrutality.info/2009/01/police-brutality_26.html

FOUND map of Heaven

Here it is the map of heaven, don't ask me my sources (the internet), but it is here, and I can tell it is real, because what map of heaven would not have "American Land"? Only a real map of Heaven would have "America Land".

Also knowing Heaven it would have to have a "Dinosaur Petting Zoo" and a Go Cart Section. Just past "Family Land" you have "Marital Coitus Castle" and after fucking your wife for centuries you can pop out and a snack or candy from Joab's Candy shop.

Kahn has died

Ricardo Montalban, the suave leading man who was one of the first Mexican-born actors to make it big in Hollywood and who was best known for his role as Mr. Roarke on TV's "Fantasy Island," has died. He was 88.

KAHN!

Bummer, I liked him in most things he did.

Anal Probes and Aliens

The Great Question I have is this...

Why do aliens supposedly give their abduction victims anal probes?

Why would you travel 100,000,000,000,000,000 parsecs to visit earth and stick a probe up a humans ass?

(I might not be able to travel 100,000,000,000,000,000 parsecs but I would travel a great distance to stick MY Probe up Jessica Alba's ass!).

But I would do that as her bottom I find appealing. Does that then apply to our exterterestial visitors? They like butt sex with humans? Should then alien abduction anal sex victims feel better in the knowledge that ET gets randy over their ass? Perhaps, but I feel most of the said victims may have rather less then admirable butts. However one COULD argue that what is a sexy ass to an ET?

Perhaps they have some sick fetish, created as a by product of interstellar travel. the faster then light anal sex side effect of hyper dimensional travel?

Or the effects of long cryogenic sleep may just make you so pissed off you want to stick something in someones ass. (I have had such days myself).

But I have another theroy all together.

Alien Abduction Anal Probes are caused by: Humans sense of humor.

you see the ET's don't laugh. I mean if you want more proof, just look at any movie with aliens in it. ET, War of the Worlds, Independance day, The Day the Earth Stood Still. All of those aliens were all serious or pissed off.

They could not even smile, or say how do you do. They were devoid of silliness, laughter and good times.

Imagine those squid like Martins, popping out of their tripods to sit with Tom Cruise and Katie, setting around the house talking scientology with Mr. Risky Business?

Having some jello pops with Will Smith at his crib?

Because they don't have no sense of humor. So Why the anal probe then?

Because all humor has something to do with the ass, or our digestion systems or sex.

Even knock knock jokes are dirty. So the aliens in their own fucked up logic believe that poop, and ass jokes are related to the center of the human comic organ, somewhere up our ass. Thus the reason for the probe is to find our comic center.

Vikings R in the Playoffs

First time since 2000. This could be it, the big year, the year of hopes, of dreams of living big. Ya gotta believe peeps, that is all I can say. Dream big, hope, pray and eat Minnesota Vikings. Don't be a pussy, don't not believe. If they are your team, then they are your team. Far weather fans can fuck themselves. Piss your self and stop watching, settle for little dick dreams in big pussy panties. I prefer to hit the quality poon and make them take dick vacations.

So Wrong, but so right

"Two out of the three Virginia judges involved with Dwight Whorley's case say cartoon images depicting sex acts with children are considered child pornography in the United States. Judge Paul V. Niemeyer noted the PROTECT Act of 2003, clearly states that 'it is not a required element of any offense under this section that the minor depicted actually exists.'"

Opps, nothing to see here... Forget the last post...

Ah, yeah, I never said, or did any of that.

But the smurfs, now, they are not kids...hehehe

Thailand: Land of Smiles

I am in Thailand this week, it is the Winter here now, so it is about 80 degrees F. Outside and the Humidity is only 48%.

Not too bad really.

As you may have heard the main Airports Don Muang and Suvarnabhumi are closed due to anti government protesters here. Little violence has occurred(however some people have been killed).

SSDD. Same Shit Different Day in Thailand.

There have been 10 Coups here since 1971. I was here during the last one in 2006.

The Kings Birthday is December 5th, so it will probably be settled via Coup or not before that. I hope. I have all next week here, and hope to get out on time, but you never know.

Most Thais think it is silly (that I talk to). Closing the airports has stranded 1000s of tourists and so far 1.5 million tourists are canceling trips. That is probably over a billion US dollars in lost tourism. It is likely to be 2-3 that.

The Thais in this worldwide economic crisis simply can not afford this.

Mostly I have been staying in our corporate apparment (NOT in Bangkok) cooking my own meals working late and watching the Discovery Channel.

I must be getting old, I seam to like cooking more for myself, and enjoy my own company. I went to Thanksgiving at a co-workers, friend on Thursday. The man is an insperation (from a culunary point). He is a fantastic cook and did 2 Turkeys up a storm. His gravy and stuffing were awesome as well. But I gotta tell you his Apple Pie as the best I had ever had. Made in Thailand, in this weather, he did a fantastic job.

Opus: Gone

My favorite comic, is done, complete, over...

Life goes on. Opus, a creation of Berkeley Breathed, started as Bloom County in 1980. I was a huge fan, I had the books, I had t-shirts and even a framed print of Opus in my house, I passed it as art, and would look at the picture of Opus, and laugh.

Berkeley Breathed ended Bloom County in 1989, to later start up Outland (same year).
He ran that until 1995.

Then in 2003 Opus came out, and now in November 2008, it is over.

Here is his final resting place:



Berkeley Breathed may not share my same political, moral or religious views, however We share a bond, that is Opus and the characters of Bloom County.

Goodnight Sweet Opus, Godspeed.

China Sux: Threatens EU for Human Rights Award.

Hu Jia wins European rights prize

One of China's most prominent human rights activists, Hu Jia, has won the European Parliament's prestigious Sakharov Prize for Freedom of Thought.
Mr Hu, a democracy, environment and Aids activist, is serving a jail term for inciting subversion of state power.
The parliament's president said Mr Hu was "one of the real defenders of human rights" in China, and that the award would support Chinese activists.
Beijing has criticised the award as an interference in its internal affairs.
European Parliament President Hans-Gert Poettering said that by awarding the prize to Mr Hu, the parliament "firmly and resolutely acknowledges the daily struggle for freedom of all Chinese human rights defenders".
"The European Parliament is sending out a signal of clear support to all those who support human rights in China," he said.
Mr Hu is credited with chronicling instances of abuse and alerting both fellow Chinese human rights activists and foreign news organisations.
He was convicted last April of inciting subversion, and is now serving a three-and-a-half-year jail sentence. His wife, Zeng Jinyan, is under effective house arrest.

Ms Zeng said she thought her husband would be happy with the award and the validation of his work.
"I have always felt that support for Hu Jia will be helpful to him in the long term," she told AFP.
'Criminal'
Green party leaders Daniel Cohn-Bendit and Monica Frassoni said the awarding of the prize to Hu Jia was "a reflection of this very spirit of this prize, which supports free thought and honours human rights defenders fighting repression".

Mr Cohn-Bendit and Ms Frassoni also criticised Beijing for failing to respect commitments it made to improve their human rights record prior to the Olympic Games in August.
China, which views Mr Hu as a criminal, reacted angrily to news of the prize, saying it was "a gross interference in China's domestic affairs".
"We express strong dissatisfaction at the decision by the European Parliament to issue such an award to a jailed criminal in China, in disregard of our repeated representations," said foreign ministry spokesman Liu Jianchao.
In a letter sent to the president of EU assembly earlier this week, China's ambassador to the EU, Song Zhe, said giving the award to Mr Hu would "inevitably hurt the Chinese people once again and bring serious damage to China-EU relations".

"Not recognising China's progress on human rights and insisting on confrontation will only deepen the misunderstanding between the two sides and is not conducive to the promotion of the cause of world human rights," he said.
Mr Hu was also tipped as a possible winner of the Nobel Peace Prize this year, prompting Beijing to issue a veiled warning that the prize should go to the "right person".
The prize was eventually given to Finnish ex-President Martti Ahtisaari.
The Sakharov Prize for Freedom of Thought has been awarded annually since 1988 to "individuals or organisations who have made an important contribution to the fight for human rights or democracy".
The prize, which comes with 50,000 euros ($64,000; £39,500), will be awarded in Strasbourg on 17 December.

The Alpha and the Omega

It's happen, brothers and sisters. We are on track for doomsday, and we can't head back. Get your guns, your food, your water, your seeds and head for the hills.

Gonna be riots, gonna be people shooting and total chaos, or my name aint Ketosis.

Things are gonna get bad, and I hope it is short term insanity, but that said, November 4th is a day that will make Sept. 11th look like a walk in the park.

Bad-Ass Update: "I Stab you in da face!"

El Salvadoran Cpl. Samuel Toloza is a total badass. He was part of a small Central American unit stationed in Najaf, Iraq that came under attack from Iraqi insurgents.

The small unit was caught off-guard and managed to put up a tough defense before running out of ammunition. With one man dead, twelve others wounded and no bullets left Toloza and his three remaining comerades desperately attempted to hold their position. When Iraqi rebels surrounded one of his wounded friends and tried to pull him off, Toloza freaked out ninja-style, whipped out his goddamned pocket knife and started stabbing the shit out of anyone that came near him.

In one of the only known instances of hand-to-hand combat in the Iraq conflict, Cpl. Toloza stabbed several attackers swarming around a comrade. The stunned assailants backed away momentarily, just as a relief column came to the unit's rescue.
"We never considered surrender," Said Toloza. "I was trained to fight until the end."

Dead Snow

Normally, I don't get excited about foreign movies. The exceptions are le Femme Nikita (Not the TV show). and "She is the One" from France, and of course "Les Bitches".

But Dead Snow from Norway is bound to be a classic.

Norway is attacked by a swarm of Nazi zombies unleashed from their frozen ice cave by a pack of clueless teens.


In it (from the trailer at the right of this post) we see zombies run down by flying snowmobiles, zombie cycles (frozen zombies) and lots and lots of gore.

On Gurkhas

The Gurkhas have history of bravery, loyalty and honor amount the British. They have served with distinction and honor since 1817. In short, these people who have nothing have fought with bravery and honor for the British.

I have meet and conversed with a few Gurkhas in my travels abroad. I have to say, they strike me as smallish, friendly people, very quick to smile and were proud of their service.

Gurkha soldiers have been awarded 13 Victoria Crosses, all but one (Rambahadur Limbu) were awarded when all Gurkha regiments were still part of the Indian Army. An additional 13 VCs have been awarded to British Officers in Gurkha regiments. Since Indian independence, Gurkhas have also been awarded 3 Param Vir Chakras.

Ethnically, Gurkhas who are presently serving in the British armed forces are Indo-Tibeto-Mongolians. Gurkhas serving in the Indian Armed Forces are of both groups, Indo-Tibeto-Mongolian and ethnic Rajput. Gurkhas of Indo-Tibeto-Mongolian origin mostly belong to the Gurung, Magar, Tamang, Khasa and Kiranti origin, many of whom are adherents of Tibetan Buddhism and Shamanism.[10]

All Gurkhas, regardless of ethnic origin, speak Nepali, an Indo-Aryan language. They are also famous for their large knife called the khukuri, which is featured in an X shaped congifuration on their emblem. Tradition has it that whenever a Gurkha draws their khukuri for any reason, the blade must taste blood.

Gurkha, also spelled as Gorkha, are people from Nepal , who take their name from the eighth century Hindu warrior-saint Guru Gorakhnath.[1] His disciple Bappa Rawal, born Prince Kalbhoj/Prince Shailadhish, founded the house of Mewar, Rajasthan (Rajputana). Later descendants of Bappa Rawal moved further east to found the house of Gorkha, which in turn founded the Kingdom of Nepal.[2]

Gurkhas are best known for their history of bravery and strength in the British Army's Brigade of Gurkhas and the Indian Army's Gorkha regiments.

Gorkha is one of the 75 districts of modern Nepal.

The Gurkhas were designated by British officials as a "Martial Race". "Martial Race" was a designation created by officials of British India to describe "races" (peoples) that were thought to be naturally warlike and aggressive in battle, and to possess qualities like courage, loyalty, self sufficiency, physical strength, resilience, orderliness, the ability to work hard for long periods of time, fighting tenacity and military strategy. The British recruited heavily from these Martial Races for service in the colonial army.
Gurkhas win right to stay in UK.

Gurkas belonging to the Hong Kong Regiminet who retired prior to the handover in 1997, living in the UK face not being aloud imigration. SOme with thier families had been living in the UK for decades. This was a wrong that looks like it is about to be corrected.

Here is the article.

Mojo Nixon

Well It was 1987, I had just moved to Californa, and low and behold, I discovered underground Radio.

Who did I discover? Mojo Nixon.

The Man the Myth the Legeond.

Mojo is one of a kind, all stripped out in his ways.
Classic Songs like:
"Are you Drinking with me Jesus?"
"Debbie Gibson is Pregnant, with my Two Headed Love Child"
"Elvis is Everywhere"
"I want to be stuff in Martha's Muffin" (Martha Quinn the Original MTV VJ)
"Burn down the Malls"
and my own personal favorite
"Tie my Pecker to my Leg"

Mojo lives, and lives on!

Check out a Mojo Nixon Search on YouTube.

Star Wars: Update

It would appear from this image, Darth Vader was a little too much in to the Dark Side, and by the Dark Side I mean Han's Butthole.

Hot Dogs = Bomb Scare

PHILADELPHIA (AP) — After a bomb scare at the Philadelphia Phillies' ballpark, authorities pointed the finger at a fuzzy green suspect — The Phillie Phanatic.

Hours before the Phillies-Atlanta Braves' game on Wednesday night, a film crew shot a commercial of the mascot shooting heavily wrapped hot dogs from a launcher.

But someone inadvertently left three of the duct taped hot dogs outside the ballpark, sparking security fears. Stadium employees were evacuated and the bomb squad was called in.

Only after the packages were blown up did authorities realize they'd just exploded some sausages.

"We saw something that looked suspicious," said Michael Stiles, Phillies senior vice president, administration and operations. "We did the right thing. It turned out to be nothing. We could have gone over and picked it up and thrown it in the trash and been done with it. But if we had been wrong, somebody might have lost an arm."

After the detonation, the game went on as scheduled.

"I'd rather them blow up some hot dogs or some ketchup and mustard and relish than have it be a real bomb," reliever Chad Durbin said. "Better safe than sorry.

Sea Cucumber Ice Cream

So I found this flavor while looking up Filipino Cheese and Corn Ice Cream. Sea Cucumber Ice Cream.

If we can have that, I am confident we can have Cthulhu Ice Cream.

It would be the "Taste of the Eternal Sleeping God"

The taste would be a combination of Mackerel, Raisins, Walnuts and have the musty scent of death lingering when you opened it.

Casper"s or Kasper"s Hotdogs...

I love a good hotdog, I mean relish it really. I like Hotlinks, Chili dogs, dogs with Kraut.

So I live in Fremont and have been a patron of Kasper's Hot Dogs

This is in the Hub in Fremont.

A few years ago I stumbled upon Casper"s hotdog in Hayward. Caspers

So the menus are almost exact. The dogs themselves are a little differant, but both are really, really good. I prefer the ones in Hayward (Casper's) to the one in Fremont (Kasper's). But here is the story behind them.

Oh BTW, if you ever strike up a conversation with the waitstaff at either, be prepared for an earful, or even to get thrown out!javascript:void(0)

Kasper"s was a hotdog stand opened in 1929. The original I am told is still there. 4521 Telegraph Avenue in Oakland. It currently is under renovation (Since 2003 apparently)
Kaspers
It was opened by a gentleman by the name of Kasper Koojoolian.

Now there is another Kasper's in Oakland, Kasper's Hot Dogs 2551 MacArthur Blvd. The owner Harold is the Nephew of Kasper Koojoolian, (from the Oakbook).

Someone Else opened up Casper's in 1934. The rumor I hear it was the same family and someone got upset and left. Another rumor is nothing doing. Kasper's came first. Casper's came second. Casper's has it's own sausage company. As Kasper's does not.

I would like more info, if anybody has it, let me know. I probe at the stores and no-one wants to talk about it.

It's that time again! Oktoberfest

YES fellow Junkies, the time we all should focus on the most serious issues that face us...
Drinking large 1 liter mugs of beer, eating salty food, listening to Polka Music, sweating and seating at picnic benches inside large tents and of course screwing.


Oktoberfest starts today in Munich (or München if you speak a the Deutsche) (München, is derived from the Old German word for Mönche, which means "Monks" in English.)

Anyway I digress...

In 1985 I lived the dream, working in Germany as a young technician for an American company I got the opportunity to to to Oktoberfest for the weekend. We drank a shitload of Beer, served in Oktoberfest beer mugs (1-liter-Steins, Maßkrug in German are made from heavy glass and typically have a decorative brewery logo on the side).
This is a picture of a VERY Strong Waitress with 8 Maßkrugs in her hands. The Ketosis Junkie would be challenged with doing such.

So we drank and ate and I ran into a couple of local Bavarian girls, we hung out and made a rendezvous for the next day, as I had to manage several of my American co-workers who had drunk to much.

The next day we headed to Oktoberfest where I met the two young ladies and we skipped the beer halls went to their apartment and discussed politics, music and the nature of man. We smoked some hash, drank some beer and they showed me the German game of swap the salami. These two girls were very close and sharing a young American between them was as natural as sharing a sandwich with your best friend. I feel in love with Germany. Now these were the days where shaving had not quite made it to Europe, so, by today's standards, there was a bit of stubble, and the landscape was a bit wild.

Some facts on Oktoberfest:
The Munich Oktoberfest, traditionally, takes place during the sixteen days up to and including the first Sunday in October.

The original "Oktoberfest" occurred in Munich, on October 12, 1810: For the commemoration of their marriage, Crown Prince Ludwig (later King Ludwig I) and Princess Therese of Saxe-Hildburghausen (namesake of the Theresienwiese festival grounds) organized a great horse race (the marriage took place on October 12; the horse race on October 17 — therefore, there are different dates named as being the first Oktoberfest).

The Oktoberfest is known as the Largest Volksfest (People's Fair) in the World. In 1999 there were six and a half million visitors to the 42 hectare Theresienwiese. 72% of the people are from Bavaria. 15% of visitors come from foreign countries like the surrounding EU-countries and other non-European countries including the United States, Japan, Brazil and Australia.

Oktoberfest numbers (2007)
Area: 103.79 acres (0.42 km²)
Seats in the festival halls: ca. 100,000
Visitors: 6.2 million
Beer: appr. 69,406 hl (1,269 hl non-alcoholic)
Wine: 79,624 liters
Sparkling wine: 32,047 liters
Coffee, tea: 222,725 liters
Water, lemonade: 909,765 ½ liters
Chicken: 521,872 units
Pork sausages: 142,253 pairs
Fish: 38,650 kg
Pork knuckles: 58,446 units
Oxen: 104 units
Expenditure of electricity: 2.8 million kWh (as much as 14% of Munich's daily need or as much as a four person family will need in 52 years and 4 months)
Expenditure of gas: about 205,000 m³
Expenditure of water: about 90,000 m³ (as much as 27% of Munich´s daily need )
Waste: 678 t (2004)
Toilette's: about 980 seats, more than 878 meters stands and 17 for disabled persons.
Telephones: 83, also for international credit cards.
Lost property: about 4000 items, among them 260 pairs of glasses, 200 mobile phones, a wedding ring and two crutches.

Ramadan is Coming in September, Everyone Fast!

From the UK: Muslim council chiefs ban ALL members from 'tea and sandwiches' in meetings which take place during Ramadan:

The Islamafascists win. In the UK they not only arrest you for insulting Islam, they wont let you eat your sandwiches.

Councillors have been ordered not to eat during town hall meetings while Muslim colleagues fast during the holy month of Ramadan.

All elected members at Left-wing Tower Hamlets Council in East London have been sent an email asking them to follow strict Islamic fasting during September no matter what their faith.

As well as restricting food and drink until after sunset, the authority's leaders have decided to reduce the number of meetings throughout the month so they do not clash with the requirements of Ramadan.

Ketosis asks "Does that mean the Islamites will have to follow lention practice during lent?"

These cowards are so afraid of insulting Islam and getting beheaded they are bending over backwards. I have been in a Muslim majority country, and guess fucking what? McDonald's is still open during Ramadan! The non-Muslims still go to restaurants! NO ONE is upset or even thinks about it. No one feels upset or insulted! THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE!

Happy Day! Arrival of "My Little Victims"

Sweet Sauce and Beaver Pie! My Little Victims Arrived today!
6 Little Playmates for the "My Little Cthulhu" arrived.

Cthulhu was getting tired of dismembering his 2 Victims.

Soy, destroyer of Testicles and Breasts.

The Ketosis Junkie says:

Stay Away from SOY. Soy Beans, Soy Products Tofu and Soy Milk.
There is no such thing as Lactose Intolerance you simply lack the balls to digest Milk!

There is no such thing as Soy Milk, Milk comes from a tit, only from a tit, unless you first milk the tit and put it in a bottle!

Researchers have linked Soy products to Breast Cancer

The estrogen- like properties of soybean isoflavones therefore provide a basis for concern about soy consumption by breast cancer patients. In fact, although often overlooked, early on it was established that at low concentrations, genistein, the main isoflavone in soybeans, actually stimulates the growth of estrogen-receptor positive (ER+) breast cancer cells in vitro (4). The growth of ER+ breast cancer cells is stimulated by estrogen.

I am not just grabbing at mamories here, (I like to gently caress the breast as it provides a natural food). Here is an article to back it up.

http://www.vegetarian-nutrition.info/vn/soy_breast_cancer.php


At the Harvard School of Public Health in Boston they have also linked consumption of soy based products to lower sperm count.
Eating as little as half serving a day of soy-based foods could be enough to significantly lower a man's sperm count. Now the Ketosis Junkie isn’t stroking you on this, here is the article:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/latest/2008/07/23/soy-based-foods-may-lower-sperm-count-115875-20668288/

So you want milk, drink natural organic RAW milk (not that pasteurized shit, real fucking from the cows tit milk). It contains the correct bacteria levels to help your stomach digest milk.
Man up to it, drink Raw milk, you will not get all bloated and gassy. Give it a week, and you'll be saying, "I got my balls back! I shoot bigger loads then ever before, Thanks Ketosis"

Cause no one got’s your balls back like I do.

Zimbabwe: Mother Fucker

Robert Mugabe is a mother fucker.

He has organized massacres (The Gukurahundi in 1982-1987), he has orchestrated the decline of his nation, where before his rule, they had high standards (for Africa) and during it, is has dwindled. He as staged anti-homosexual campaigns, and depleted his country. Forcing out white land owners and oppressed harassed and killed any and almost all his opposition.

He is the a mother fucker, and deserves to a slow painful death, at the hands of those who have been wronged by him. So hats off to Mugabe, the fearless leader of fuckdom!

Presidential Erections...Elections

Well it is that time again.
I will miss my Bush, I preferred a little trim Bush, to a wide Jungle Bush, but anyway...

Sunday Morning.

It's Sunday, when we go to church to pray. The house that God Built. I decided to pray last night at this glorious church. Corinthians 13 never looked so good.

So here's to everyone out there, God Bless and have a good week.

Before saying Ketosis is off his rocker, or a blasphemer. Judge not least you be Judged. I believe God made everything, and choose to pray in a more visceral manner.

visceral

Pronunciation:
\ˈvi-sə-rəl, ˈvis-rəl\
Function:
adjective
Date:
1575

1 : felt in or as if in the viscera : deep (a visceral conviction)
2 : not intellectual : instinctive, unreasoning
3 : dealing with crude or elemental emotions : earthy (a visceral novel)
4 : of, relating to, or located on or among the viscera : splanchnic (visceral organs)

Cuban Class Act: Kick the Judge in the Face!

Hats of to Cuba, they really know about fair sports. Martial Arts, honor, respect and humility. The Martial Arts to me (Tae Kwon Do) is about more then punching, kicking and flying through the air. Sports are about more then winning, as well. Sportsmanship is just as important as the results. It is ok to be upset at loosing, but what sits us apart from Neanderthols is retaining composure and loosing with grace. Even if you felt robbed. Someone never said that to Cuba.

Angel Matos and his coach Leudis González are loosers, and not on the field in life. If this is an example of a countries sportsmanship, then fuck that country.

Angel Matos was competing in for the Bronze medal in the men’s over-80 kg (176 pounds) division. He is no stranger to the Olympics either, having won the gold medal in this division at the 2000 Sydney Games, dedicating the victory to his mother, who died on the day of the opening ceremony. At the 2004 Athens Games, he finished 11th.

Nice story about dedicating the Gold to mama punk, I am sure she is rolling over in her grave. But in Cuba punk ass bitches may be all the rage. (Think Castro, think red feather boa).

Matos was winning 3-2, with 1:02 in the second round, when he fell to the mat after being hit by his opponent, Kazakhstan’s Arman Chilmanov. He was sitting there, awaiting medical attention, when he was disqualified for taking too much injury time. Fighters get one minute, and Matos was disqualified when his time ran out. (Ah One minute is 60 secondos bitch!)

Matos angrily questioned the call, pushed a judge, then pushed and kicked referee Chakir Chelbat of Sweden. Matos then spat on the floor and was escorted out.

His coach was a big fan of the movie "Karate Kid" only watching the "Cobra Kai" portion of the movie though. Cuban coach Leudis Gonzalez offered no apology for Matos’ actions during the men’s over-80 kg (176 pounds) match.

“He was too strict,” Gonzalez said, referring to the decision to disqualify Matos. Afterward, he charged the match was fixed, accusing the Kazakhs of offering him money. Revealing himself to be a class act, and as such, why should I appologize to the referree for my athletes actions, He diserved getting his ass kicked. I wonder how these guys treat their wife and kids?

Well they got their dues it would appear, the Cuban taekwondo athlete and his coach were banned for life after Angel Matos kicked the referee in the face following his bronze-medal match disqualification.

“This is a strong violation of the spirit of taekwondo and the Olympic Games,” a World Taekwondo Federation release said. “The sanctions are the following and are effective immediately: Lifetime ban of the coach and athlete in all championships sanctioned by the WTF and at the same time, all records of this athlete at the Beijing Games will immediately be erased.”

In his first match, Matos defeated Italy’s Leonardo Basile, then beat China’s Liu Xiaobo 2-1 in the quarterfinals. But he lost to South Korean Cha Dong-min in the semis to land in the bronze-medal match.

“To me it was obvious he was unable to continue,” Chilmanov said. “His toe on his left foot was broken.”

Matos kicked Chelbat with his left foot.

Is Obama an American?

OK, I am not a big fan of Obama, however is he really a Native American, as the Constitutuion states a president should be?

This is on the Internet and MAY hit the news in a big way.

http://www.obamacrimes.com/

I am not saying anything.

But the alternate would be Hilary and this is the best news the Republicans would have.

Word is on Coast to Coast, that the Rebublicans are waiting for the convention to spring this.

Is so, who is dirtier, the Dems or the GOP?

My thoughts are the GOP. But lets see.

He Kexin: The New Face of Evil

“I’m 16. People who know me know I am 16. What more do I have to say?” So says the new face of state sponsored cheating He Kexin. Believe me, she won the medal and this new face of Evil, will not let it go. She will say that same thing until she dies. Perhaps when that happens we can cut her in half and count the rings on her trunk (the way they do with trees) to figure out how old they are. Because we will never know the truth from China.

What really gets my goat is Fucking China! I mean all the shit of the Olympics.

Sure, they hosted the Olympics, and put people in Prison, they execute between 1000-4000 people every year, they have horrible human rights. Then the Olympics are the way a corrupt regime justifies it self. This is done by putting more people in prison, closing businesses, factories, putting people out of work, and treating the people involved in the event, not like humans, but like slaves. You must sacrifice everything for Mother China. Mother Fucking China. I have been there, I have spent years of my life in Mother Fucking China. I used to love it, but now I would not wipe my ass with China. Not even a diarrhea splattered ass is worth wiping with China.

Now the Chinese Government is decided to field 13 year old Gymnasts as 16 year olds, and because it is a Government sponsored cheating, no one will be able to do shit.

The IOC is a Cancerous worm-infested bleeding Vagina that will not stand up to China on this.

They have Chinese RMB sticking out of everyone of their orifices, to give the Olympics to Beijing.

Here is a link to a Chinese site, the helps expose the truth.

http://www.wretch.cc/blog/billypan101/11740056

Before anyone claims He Kexin is innocent, she is a product of a corrupt government indoctrination program. She is a robot, not a child and as such no sympathy is due her. One hopes in the coming years, He will regret the lies, and admit her age. But that is a slim hope. She is a product of Red China.

Before thinking I am racist, It is not the People of China I am raging about. Rather the regime and the hope for a better China. I feel in love with Eastern Culture as a youth, and want to see a progressive China someday.

China's views on this are the age criteria does not matter. Perhaps the IOC will change that. But that does not change the fact. Cheating, lieing are not to be condoned. But a nation of cheaters, won't get that.

BEIJING — Two elderly Chinese women have been sentenced to a year of “re-education through labor”

Yeah, Fucking China, and the Olympics.

Here is the price they pay, and the west, George Bush, keeps sucking China's dick.

From the NY Times:
BEIJING — Two elderly Chinese women have been sentenced to a year of “re-education through labor” after they repeatedly sought a permit to demonstrate in one of the official Olympic protest areas, according to family members and human rights advocates.

The women, Wu Dianyuan, 79, and Wang Xiuying, 77, had made five visits to the police this month in an effort to get permission to protest what they contended was inadequate compensation for the demolition of their homes in Beijing.

During their final visit on Monday, public security officials informed them that they had been given administrative sentences for “disturbing the public order,” according to Li Xuehui, Ms. Wu’s son.

Mr. Li said his mother and Ms. Wang, who used to be neighbors before their homes were demolished to make way for a redevelopment project, were allowed to return home but were told they could be sent to a detention center at any moment. “Can you imagine two old ladies in their 70s being re-educated through labor?” he asked. He said Ms. Wang was nearly blind.

A man who answered the phone at the Public Security Bureau declined to give out information about the case.

At least a half dozen people have been detained by the authorities after they responded to a government announcement late last month designating venues in three city parks as “protest zones” during the Olympics. So far, no demonstrations have taken place.

According to Xinhua, the state news agency, 77 people submitted protest applications, none of which were approved. Xinhua, quoting a public security spokesperson, said that apart from those detained all but three applicants had dropped their requests after their complaints were “properly addressed by relevant authorities or departments through consultations.” The remaining three applications were rejected for incomplete information or for violating Chinese law.

The authorities, however, have refused to explain what happened to applicants who disappeared after they submitted their paperwork. Among these, Gao Chuancai, a farmer from northeast China who was hoping to publicize government corruption, was forcibly escorted back to his hometown last week and remains in custody.

Relatives of another person who was detained, Zhang Wei, a Beijing resident who was also seeking to protest the demolition of her home, were told she would be kept at a detention center for a month. Two rights advocates from southern China have not been heard from since they were seized last week at the Public Security Bureau’s protest application office in Beijing.

Ms. Wu and Ms. Wang were well known to the authorities for their persistent campaign for greater compensation for the demolition of their homes. Mr. Li said his family had given up their home in 2001 with the expectation that they would get a new one in the development that replaced it. Instead, he said, the family has been forced to live in a ramshackle apartment on the capital’s outskirts.

“I feel very sad and angry because we’re only asking for the basic right of living and it’s been six years, but nobody will do anything to help them,” Mr. Li said.

He said that he and Ms. Wang’s daughter tried to apply for their own protest permit on Tuesday but that the police would not even give them the necessary forms.

The two elderly women were given administrative sentences to re-education through labor, known as laojiao, which seeks to reform political and religious dissenters and those charged with minor crimes like prostitution and petty theft. Government officials say that 290,000 people are detained in re-education centers for terms ranging from one to three years, although detentions can be extended for those whose rehabilitation is deemed inadequate.

Human rights advocates have long criticized the system because punishment is handed down by officials without trials or means of appeal. Last year, the government briefly grappled with revamping the system but backed off in the face of opposition from public security officials.

Although it is unlikely that women as old as Ms. Wu and Ms. Wang would be forced into hard labor, many of those sentenced to laojiao often toil in agricultural or factory work and are forced to confess their transgressions.

Tang Xuemei contributed research.

I Love the Olympics

Nothing is more nationalistic, more in your face patriotic then beating the pants off of a foreign power on the international stage!

The only other thing that comes close is all the kissing, butt grabbing and patting on the back! One would think the members of the Westboro Baptist Church (WBC)would be going crazy with all this touchy feely stuff. However they probably don't know what the Olympics are, as I am sure they don't have a TV among them. They are pretty much absorbed in getting ready to picket the Democratic and Republican National Conventions. Also they are too stupid to fill out the VISA Requirements, as one aspect of going to China is having most of your teeth (I meant wits).

Before you get upset over the picture, Ketosis has no problem with some cultures (even those transplanted here) where relatives, and friends kiss each other, even on the lips. It is really common in Eastern Europe. It occurs in Nature, Look at the Bonobo ape (Pygmy Chimpanzee). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo for Example.

So knock it off with the big deal of girls kissing and fathers kissing their daughters in the Gymnastics competition already. I for one am retiring to the bathroom to read the American Beach Volleyball Monthly special Woman's Olympic edition. I will not be disturbed for the next 20 minutes!

My Bed is Faster then Yours!

Yes, The Ketosis Junkie has upgraded sleeping arrangements.
Sorry to disappoint you all it is not a Chinese Sex Bed, but rather something a little more racy. A Car-Bed!

Inspired by the likes of The Darknight (Batman was always a little to gay for me) and "Grandma's Boy". I have ordered a Car-Bed! But not for myself, (Sadly) rather for a nephew in Texas, who needs to race away to sleep. I am helping out a relative, who is could use a little upgrade for his son.

Have Nice Weekend`

Hope your weekend was good! Here I am, Sunday Morning.

Spain: Racist Cabrone

OK, making fun of Spain, is OK now. A second group of Spanish Olympic athletes has been photographed making “slant-eyed” gestures, threatening to overshadow the Beijing Games over racial stereotyping.

The latest photo to emerge is of Spanish women tennis players posing with the slant, apparently in anticipation of their Federation Cup match against China in April.

Pictures of the Spanish men’s and women’s basketball teams making this vile gesture, a crude impersonation of Chinese people. These photos were published in adverts in Spanish newspapers earlier this week.

I think the should ban Spain from the next Olympics, Other then Tennis, would it matter? So far Spain has 6 Medals, 3 Gold, 2 Silver and 1 Bronze.

So to the Spanish Athletes I have to say "Chinga Tu Madre!" and have a nice day!

Man's penis stuck in park bench

Ketosis Say: "Don't have sex with Park Bench, unless you wear a condom".

A MAN is lucky to still have a penis after he inserted it in a metal park bench and became stuck, doctors say.
At least a dozen police and emergency services workers were called to the park in Hong Kong after 41-year-old Le Xing’s penis became trapped in a hole, apparently after he became aroused.

According to reports from Hong Kong, the “lonely and disturbed” Mr Xing told police he thought it would be fun to have sex with the bench, UK’s The Telegraph reported.

Unfortunately for Mr Xing, news crews descended on the park to film the rescue effort:

Doctors had tried to drain some of Mr Xing’s blood in an attempt to loosen his penis, but to no avail.

Rescuers eventually cut away part of the bench and Mr Xing was taken to hospital where doctors took another four hours to free him.

They said if Mr Xing had been stuck for another hour they would have had to amputate his penis.

China Opening Ceremony: The Dark Side

This is so Typical China: From
http://www.aftenposten.no/english/sports/article2592984.ece

Viewers from around the globe marvelled at the Opening Ceremony last Friday. One of the most spectacular features was the martial arts display by 2008 pupils from the famous Shaolin Centre in Henan province. With coordinated movements, they showed the Tai Chi variant of Kung Fu; a popular way to relax for many Chinese people.

The skillful and well-executed show took a severe toll on many of the participants; both those who took part and the performers who were held in reserve.

Many of the martial arts performers feel abused and ignored by the Olympic organizers. For the last year, they have been housed 50 to a room, more than 70 kilometres from the ‘Bird’s Nest’ National arena. This is where they have slept, eaten and spent all their time.

Leaving the compound around the barracks was strictly forbidden. The dormitories are crammed with bunk beds. Between 30 and 50 of the teenagers spent the night in each room. Only a few of the showers work and the toilet facilities have been bad. The winter was icy and in summer, the pupils had to battle against mosquitoes and the heat.

"After repeated complaints they finally installed air-conditioning in the sleeping quarters. However, most of the equipment was so old that it didn't work," says one of the pupils.

Most of the 2500 performers have been sent home after the opening ceremony. The few that remain in order to take part in the closing ceremony are extremely angry about the treatment they have received from the Olympic organizers.

"The food is the worst thing. We’ve had the same two courses for dinner for a year. Sometimes there hasn't been enough for everyone. Those who have arrived last haven't got anything to eat," says a pupil.

He adds that he "wants to throw up," when the food is served.

"We never get noodles or dumplings. All we get is rice," he says.

Another pupil describes his disappointment as he arrived in Beijing last year. "We were proud at being chosen to take part. We all had great dreams about what we were going to do, what we were going to see and what big stars we would become, but all we've seen is the inside of this military camp. The only thing we dream of now is going home," he says.

Conditions have been so bad that their trainer, Kung Fu master Liu Haike, has sent a series of complaints to the Olympic organizers. The complaints did have some effect.

"In the end, the pupils got enough to eat, even if the diet was extremely monotonous," he says to daily newspaper Aftenposten.

Liu describes pressure from the organizers as extreme. Everything had to be perfect. As result the performers had to practice up to 16 hours a day. "The test performance of the opening ceremony was worst of all. The pupils had to remain in the stadium for 51 hours. They were hardly fed. There was nowhere to sleep. Some managed to sleep on the seats, but they didn't get more than a couple of hours at most," says Liu.

Bigfoot Update: Bigfoot is Human/Opossum Hybrid.

Well, the press conference appears to be a bust. No evidence really, just some more blurry photos, and lots of people saying the online photo matches a $400 Bigfoot costume for sale on the internet. (See Photo fbove).

phttp://thehorrordome.com/HDSHOPPINGPROPS/SasquatchLARGE.htm

The first round of DNA tests (three samples in all) proved nothing, but points us down the road that this is a hoax. of the tests, one came back inconclusive, one contained traces of human DNA and one had traces of opossum DNA.

I think what they are telling us here, is Bigfoot is a Human/Opossum Hybrid.
I mean with hybrid cars all the rage, hybrid humans would be a big media event.

There will be more DNA testing. The 2 Georgians claim the first was only preliminary and the Human DNA was contamination and the Opossum was something Bigfoot ate. An Opossum eating Bigfoot? What a diet. Opossum on a stick? Or deep fried Opossum?

One of the new photos are of other Bigfoots (Bigfeet?) that were stalking the 2 Georgian hunters as they moved the body out of the wilderness. The other new photo is of Bigfoot's teeth.

The two will only let their own handpicked Scientist examine the body. They are getting ready for an autopsy of the animal. The Scientists are about to get involved, but one is on holiday until tomorrow and two others from Russia have yet to arrive in the US, they said. (How convenient we are at odds with Russia over Georgia? (the other Georgia). Perhaps the Russian Bigfoot scientist will be delayed as they may have a Bigfoot emergency in South Ossetia, that will delay them.

But Fox has a reporter that will be the first journalist to see the dead animal, maybe as early as this week, they said.

Well, hope springs eternal, and I hope they make us all eat our words.

My Little Cthulhu Arrives

Yes, Another Great Day!

My Little Cthulhu arrives complete, with two Victims / Worshipers / Priests. For Cthulhu is he who dead lies dreaming.

'In His House at R'lyeh Dead Cthulhu waits dreaming,
yet He shall rise and His kingdom shall cover the Earth.'

Ponceman

I have to admit one thing today, was a kewl day, in the way I did not get arrested (more on that later) and I received 2 refrigerator magnets and a letter from the Ponceman. I really dug that.

The Ponceman (Josh Perry) I discovered from a friend is the "Retarded Policeman". He has a bunch of really funny videos on YouTube.

Josh is an actor, and is hilarious. Yes, if you see it, he is retarded. But man he is funny. WTF you might be saying? Laughing at a retarded person? Well that aint right. The man is a comic actor and is tearing down walls. HE IS FUNNY! We are retarded in that thinking. I love making people laugh, and can not come close to what he has done.

http://www.ponceman.com/Ponceman/Welcome.html

I have to admit seeing the retarded policeman, felt odd at first, but Ponce was so funny, and after seeing his family and him film responses to viewers, I kicked myself in the butt and had to say "You go Ponce!"

He is hilarious and real. Check out his site, or check out him on YouTube. I already have a link on the right of this blog.

UK: Former Cop Faces Gang that Threatened to Kill him, goes to Jail!

The UK has lost it's balls. The same nation that for fear of offending Muslims, change the 3 little pig story to the 3 little puppies, does not want to offend anyone, including gang members.

A Former Police Officer Stood up to a Gang that threatened to kill him: Results he gets arrested


Paul Lawson 52, a retired police officer had a night out in Morpeth town center, and was being driven home by his wife. As they left the parking lot a beer can hit their car. It was thrown by a gang member. Mr Lawson confronted the gang.

Mr Lawson (a former police officer) had intended to make a citizens arrest but was quickly surrounded by 12 gang members and told to leave or he would be killed. The gang also informed him they'd wreck his car if they saw it in the town again.

Mr Lawson spoke to patrolling officers who proceeded to ignore him and not take down any details. One of the gang later claimed to have been assaulted by Mr Lawson and he was quickly summoned to a police station and arrested.

Mr Lawson said last night: 'I still can't believe this. At the time this happened, I was distraught about going through the whole process, bearing in mind the background I come from. As far as I am concerned, they just abrogated their responsibility and should be ashamed of themselves.'

The beer can was thrown as Mr Lawson's wife Chris, a 54-year-old nurse, drove him and his brother out of a car park in Morpeth town centre after a night out.

Mr Lawson said: 'There was the usual crowd of boy racers who gather in Morpeth and I got out and moved towards them. I was planning on making a citizen's arrest, but things very quickly turned nasty.

'I was surrounded by about 12 of them. They told me to leave or they would kill me. The ringleader said if he saw my car parked in Morpeth again they would wreck it.'

Mr Lawson was surprised that the police patrol took no action, and astonished to be read his rights at the local police station.

He said: 'I was told I had been arrested on suspicion of actual bodily harm and that a youth claimed I had grabbed and bruised him. I was absolutely furious, it was unbelievable.

'The police refused my solicitor's submission that there was clearly no need for further action. About seven weeks after the original incident, I got a call to say there was no case for me to answer. It caused a lot of worry and stress for my wife and I.

'I have not heard about any action against the youths. I am still waiting for my allegations to be investigated and I am very angry about the whole experience.

'After 30 years serving as a policeman and upholding the Queen's peace, I could have acted as a professional witness and perhaps got rid of yobs who at times are the scourge of Morpeth.'

Chief Inspector John Barnes of Northumbria Police refused to comment on the incident, adding: 'Anyone who feels unhappy with the way they have been treated can make use of our official complaints procedure.'